bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

top shot

To make a short video clip of an extraordinary, awesome, absurd or ridiculous moment in time. Based originally on NBA Top Shot.

OMG there is a fly on Mike Pence's head. They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Top Cuh

Top Cuh is used to describe the most powerful and intimidating person you have ever seen. The Top Cuh is usually 6'10 and 350 lbs. of pure, chiseled muscle. The Top Cuh is almost always related to street politics and is usually the gang's leader or highest-ranking member.

Wannabe Gangster: " Yo, you see that dude over there? We should jump him."
Real Gangster: "Are you special needs? That's Top Cuh, we don't need those problems in our lives."

by anonymous April 28, 2022

top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.

You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.

by BleachHub March 9, 2020

top cuddling

Act of one person cuddling the other while on top of them. A very intimate position in the cuddling art. May lead to other activities especially making out....

"Hey you wanna top cuddle?"

"Top cuddling is the shit"

by topcuddler August 25, 2013

top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.

"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "

by hellotherehello June 17, 2009

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

by sex addict101 March 6, 2008