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pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
mugGet the pocket jockeymug.

gammon pocket

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night
by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013
mugGet the gammon pocketmug.

Thottie pocket

A girl that is a big thot and always all about spending your money.
Boii you back with that thottie pocket?
by Cedric1998 January 18, 2018
mugGet the Thottie pocketmug.

Spring pocket

Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.
You disturb me fucking, your spring pocket will be barbecued!
by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021
mugGet the Spring pocketmug.

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
mugGet the Pocket Buttermug.

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
mugGet the Pocket Dildomug.

pocket lunch

a lunch that could fit in a pocket but is in a lunch box
Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)
by Big Macols May 16, 2023
mugGet the pocket lunchmug.

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