Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

kitchen sink

A sink found in a kitchen. The first kitchen sink was made is 1820.

"Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?" - Kitchen Sink by Twenty One Pilots

by sigmapilots November 26, 2025

Kitchen Sink It

Process in which you throw everything into something, a document, a list, a box of items, etc. then sort and weed it out later.

I don't know exactly what my boss wants, so It's better to just kitchen sink it for now and figure out what to keep in and what to get rid of latter.

by Patience Q Jones February 6, 2025

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 23, 2021

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod

“Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH”

by Rj12139 May 23, 2023