An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
by thumpr033 April 08, 2011
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
by agreenssfan February 15, 2017
The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
by monsto January 16, 2003
General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
by steel julian April 05, 2005