Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?
by thumpr033 April 08, 2011
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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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muffin jerk

Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"

Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"

Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
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Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.
Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.
by agreenssfan February 15, 2017
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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
by monsto January 16, 2003
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jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
by steel julian April 05, 2005
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