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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
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cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
by ha11sy October 1, 2018
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Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022
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Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny
by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020
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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.
by Goblin king April 17, 2019
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Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.
Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!
by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019
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