drake video

a video of popular musician “drake” flapping around his massive schlong in his mirror

“hey dude did you see the drake video?”
“yeah i wish i was that big”

by augustthetoboggan February 21, 2024

Drakes Meat

Drakes meat- that shit is like 8ft dangling in 1080p HD aka: Drakes dick

Did you see Drakes meat?

Yeah bro I'm mad jealous.

by Gyatthaver April 23, 2024

King Drake

The despacito spider king, And used to be the one of the last despacito spiders after there species being killed by normies in the great pepe war of 2016 and some others being removed from existance durring the blip or thanos snap.
He and his wife and queen of despacito spider species, Namey currently reside in Robloxia and go to robloxian high school.

Hey have you seen King Drake's hot new blue head?

by Servine201 September 18, 2019

Drake

A silly and goofy motherfucker, that sometimes Is too zesty

Drake be like "21 can you some for me"
While beeing zesty.

by Pingurello March 21, 2023

Drake

A Canadian rapper who used to call me on my cell phone but now calls me on the phone from his cell.

“Yo Drake hit me up from Canada”

by RED HORNS RECORDS February 1, 2025

Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.

“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”

by Fella slime November 10, 2020

Drake

Every white boys heaven.

Jake: Sup bro did you hear Gods Plan?
Jackson: Yeah dude Drake literally is a God lmao. On dummy on god on my momma no cap fax

by LilMeatClapper69420 April 17, 2019