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Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.
Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
by Chac Culling March 23, 2023
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Testicle tosi

Testicle tosi touches testicles

Marc likesto rip off old mad testicals and than after that he likes to cut a hole in them and cum in that hole and than when he rubs the testical it will cum with a mixture of the old man cum and Marc's cum and than after he does that he eats the testical with no seasoning
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TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis
by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023
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telenticles

Telenticles is telekenisis but with a hint of testicle juice in it!
Omg, we have so much telenticles in our mind!
by Thewomandotcom October 30, 2023
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Testicle

An alternative adjective for "dick".

Worse than an"idiot"

Not as bad as a "wanker"
She did what? What a "testicle"?
by CleverCain December 29, 2023
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Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”
by BigO96 December 29, 2023
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Testacles

Octopus 1: "hey man I love your testacles"
Octopus 2: "thanks man, this gets all the bitches"
by wabbet January 14, 2024
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