temporal

relating to the everyday world as opposed to that which is spiritual or eternal.

Medieval kings were TEMPORAL rulers of their states, but in religious matters they accepted the Pope's authority. :) HAHAH

by puhlese February 24, 2009

Vag Temple

A shrine of a certain female celebrity or any hot woman in particular created by a loser who will never get any pussy as long as that celebrity or woman lives.

"So did you see James Prince's vag temple of his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he'll never get any of that shit."

"Agreed."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006

stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Goat man September 1, 2008

Temescal Canyon

A ghetto ass school by the freeway that has hot varsity football players, Slutty chicks, Bro hoes, Sucky cheerleaders, cocky dancers, Gansta black people, Preps, wanna be cholos, Fat ass lazy staff and people who have sex on the stairs.
The easiest school to ditch at. Dominated by seagulls, pigeons & Bees. A place where only lame-Os go to class and the Badasses ditch to del taco. Beats Elsinores ass 7 years in a row at football.

"Do you go to Temescal Canyon High school?"
"Yes"
"Poor You"

by Shane Adams April 7, 2009

Utopia Temple

Totally badass site with helpful tools to play the popular math-and-text based game Utopia. Also has a killer forum to waste your time in inbetween hour changes for obsessed Utopia players.

Tanek: Dude, i totally suXors to this leet elf/mage l33t Catcher.
Catcher: Yo, fool - use your UT attack calc next time you want to suicide your ass at me or I'll blow you away with massive FB's x22 with MS and storms out of spite!

by Greg Cole March 17, 2005

temp check

Short for temperature check. When somebody who has no intention of following up with a conversation sends a short message, to see if you will reply. Usually used by exes.

Dude, Jenny just sent me a text with just “hi” written.
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check

by Crakodi June 3, 2018

The Tempest

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.

Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.

by Nova June 14, 2005