Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 11-13.

The girls are stereotyped to be slutty, wannabe, asshole's who smear glitter on their face and wear aeropostale in order to be "cool." They also are said to faint at the mention of anything Disney related and masterbate to pictures of Justin Bieber.

Yes I am a 12 year old girl. I take no shame to my age, but I am offended when I hear things like this.
I hate glitter, I think it's tacky. I also hate aeropostale, I don't like it because, well it's just not my style. I think Disney Channel is dumb, and I don't find Justin Bieber attractive and I don't like his music. Yes I have friends that act like this, but that doesn't mean all of us do.

Ignorant judgemental person- "Ewwwww she's a Pre-teen she must be stupid and masturbate to photo's of Justin Bieber!Hahahahahaha."

Person with sense- "Maybe she's not like that, get to know someone before you judge. She could be a perfectly normal human being."

Ignorant person- "Yea right."

by gryffindorpride July 23, 2011

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006

mcfly teenie

a 'fan' that screams in mcfly's faces. stalks mcfly. thinks they know everything about mcfly. oh, and most of the time.. they end up on mcflysecrets :)
can be either gender.

"she/he's a mcfly teenie! look at her/him! stalking mcfly! omg, shall we go & try and meet up with them & get on mcflysecrets?"
"YEAHHHHHHHH!"

by a mcfly fan.. that's not a teenie. March 7, 2008

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The BEST show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. The show that makes almost NO sense, which is why it rocks. From one subjest to the next, and the name of the show has almost nothing to do with the show! It's great! And Carl, the guy next door. When he tried to lose weight from Paradise protein bars, it turned out it was actually bug poison or something. But he did lose weight... only for a giant orange bug thing to burst out of his body. MOONINITES DOMINATE.

We are superior to all.

by Forever sorrowless - Auron November 27, 2004

clean teen

Used to have casual sex and drink and smoke, but goes against it later. To cleanse themselves of what they used to do. Varies on person to person, but part of to be a clean teen is to dress modestly.

Can be confused with a straight-edge kid. Slight difference.

Person A: Look! She used to dress so skankish. What happened?
Person B: She's a clean teen now.

by alludingXandrea January 6, 2008

Miss Teen USA

A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.

"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."

by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009

teen cream

milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys

I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream

by Attilla the hump June 13, 2003