Brass Taxes

Having sex aka getting pussy

"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."

by Uncle Phuckie99 April 16, 2009

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Black tax

A bill passed by Joe Biden on black history month for those who are not black to give a black person a 1 a day throughout black history month.

Where’s my black tax at I’m black you owe me

by Abbacchio February 9, 2023

Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

by ThePEhall March 6, 2020

Tax evasion

A fun thing to do in your free time that also saves you money.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna commit some tax evasion?
Person 2: Fuck yhea, fuck the IRS!!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020