Table of Indie

Emo - Scene - Indie - Hipster - Metro

A table helping to identify a specific subcategory of human, usually male.

Nathaniel: you are far to the left on the Table of Indie, Jesse. Don't lie to yourself.
Jesse: but i still get the chicks.
Nathaniel: ...

by Jesse Earl Sterling Lerch June 1, 2006

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010

Table Five

adj. gross; v. to vomit

"I saw that fat girl back there with no shirt on...table five."

"It made me want to table five."

by Amelia April 6, 2005

table whore

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).

"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."

by Peace:) March 28, 2010

Tabernacle

When one has tissue paper stuck to their genitals after cleaning up from coitus

I must have had a great night, I woke up with a tabernacle!

by Fireman456 April 28, 2015

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

table

Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.

Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."

by NotGuilty September 1, 2005