switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

SwitchFace

Two-Faced; To turn your back on someone,etc.

What's up with KK, she actin' all switchface on the folk today.

by Latia November 10, 2007

Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.

1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher

by MarcAnthoney June 29, 2008

switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.

"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.

by Guido1 November 30, 2010

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

Swithc

(Swith-ca) A terrible insult meaning that one sucks a lot of dick. Also a swear word, can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Guy 1: That guy is such a swithc
Guy 2: Yea, he swithcs more than your mum.
Guy 3: Shut up you swithcy cunts.

by Crouton22 May 1, 2014

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007