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Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.
The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.
by Boomgoo December 21, 2022
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Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
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Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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Swedish Come Back

In a competitive drinking game situation, usually beirut, a team predicts a victory, or a "sweet come back," only to lose the game.

Can also be spelled Swedish Cum Back.
"Dude, we're totally going to kick your asses! I don't care if you've hit seven cups and every shot we take misses the table, this come back is going to be insane! We're heating up!" would qualify as a Swedish Come Back if the team choked and lost a few cups later.
by BeirutAllStar December 14, 2008
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Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge
Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life
by war thunder player February 23, 2024
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Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red
Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish
by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018
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swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.
"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"
by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022
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