the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

by Macfitster September 3, 2013

The Swedish Airhorn

Fixating your asshole amongst that of another. Preceding to exchange bodily gas from each respective anal cavity. The smell to arise is known to exterminate anyone within a 10 mile radius.

Two college frat boys decided to partake in The Swedish Airhorn during physics, forcing their college into a chemical lockdown.

by The Miracle Bunny November 6, 2018

Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.

I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe

by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

by Boomgoo December 21, 2022

Swedish Come Back

In a competitive drinking game situation, usually beirut, a team predicts a victory, or a "sweet come back," only to lose the game.

Can also be spelled Swedish Cum Back.

"Dude, we're totally going to kick your asses! I don't care if you've hit seven cups and every shot we take misses the table, this come back is going to be insane! We're heating up!" would qualify as a Swedish Come Back if the team choked and lost a few cups later.

by BeirutAllStar December 14, 2008

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge

Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life

by war thunder player February 23, 2024

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025