Studly

A cretinous virgin who grew from the discarded after birth of an inbred union of related family members , who has mastered the banjo enough to communicate via the internet

Look at that retard dribble ....he's so studly

by BiggerthanyouraverageAl January 21, 2019

studying

Student Dying

Person 1: Look at that student dying. What a waste, studying.
Person 2: Yeah, why bother studying.

by フㄖㄚ匚乇 卄卂几 May 18, 2019

Study

What you should be doing instead of looking up ‘sex’ on Urban Dictionary.

Bro, did you study?
No man, I was jacking off to sex stories last night on Urban Dictionary

by Bdbsbdnfm June 3, 2019

Sturdy Flex

A sturdy flex is when a flex gets down to a persons core and offends their moral.

“I have more money then you”

“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”

“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”

by The Bingster April 18, 2019

studylink

Bunch of lucky sperm survivors that have failed anything else career-related but don't wanna resort to porn (because you at least still maintain some dignity fucking everybody else over and your boss to keep the job but get paid way less).

Frodo: Think I'm gonna call a suicide hotline before Studylink, at least the wait time isn't as bad. That way I know the difference between people that can do a job properly over people that can't... You had one job Studylink, where are your parents? What is going on at home?

by Alia Shelesh August 13, 2019

Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Studying

A subtraction of “student dying”

SHIT He’s studying! CALL 911!

by The old and smart one September 12, 2019