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Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.
I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.
by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011
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break em stroke em

The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D
Break Em Stroke Em:

"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"
by Baratheon the Andal August 17, 2015
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Double Reverse Stroke

When a male places their hand in the opposite direction to master bait!
Neil was laying down on the couch, while watching porn to do the double reverse stroke.
by Double Reverse Stroke June 29, 2017
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fat ass fucking stroke (fafs)

A spaz attack because of something small and insignificant
That girl just had a fat ass fucking stroke (fafs) over the smallest thing.
by Sillygoose56 November 11, 2017
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Smoke 'n Stroke

Smoking marijuana with your girlfriend or boyfriend and then having sex right after.
My girlfriend and I smoke 'n stroked last night, its so much better when you're both toked up
by archee_bandana January 16, 2011
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Beat stroke

The sexual cousin of a heat stroke only occurring after a long strenuous session of furious masturbation.
I thought I was going to die one second I was thinking of Felicia and masturbating then my vision got all hazy and I almost had a beat stroke.
by moonjacket April 20, 2015
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stroke

D: me and that girl went home and stroked
by D5 January 29, 2003
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