Stacking

When your wife gives you one, or multiple, jobs or tasks to do on top of the already high-pile of things to do on your honey do list.

"Honey, after your'e done grocery shopping, can you run the vaccum and make sure the grass is cut ? I don't mean to be stacking chores on you, but you know your'e my big helper".

by Uncle Puppy February 21, 2009

standing up

An olympic sport

I am standing up... can i sit now?

by Coca November 9, 2003

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

strinking

streaking when you are drunk.

we were so smashed last night, we went strinking up and down the street.

by katsickle June 13, 2009

Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

stacking ducks

working hard and gettin' paid. ducks = $$$ skrilla

Kayce: "What you doing today Patrick?"

Patrick: "Stacking ducks doggie."

by k-juicy August 24, 2011