stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

Butt Stabbing Faggot

Gay men who are having sex.

That man likes to have ass sex with dudes. He is a Butt Stabbing Faggot.

by DrWrong November 30, 2007

poo stabber

A pickle chugger or a stool pusher. Also, a real prick.

That poo stabber just cut me off!

by Moses G January 13, 2004

Slap Stab Kick

A method of dibbins used to incopacitate a doctor.

(Raj)"Dr. Smith, I will slap, stab, and kick you something fierce."
(Kenny)"He'll do it."

by Alex Shortt March 30, 2003

back stabbing Hussain

Someone that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you when you are not looking. Normally they look really ugly, are hustlers and for some bizzare reason, they all seem to be called "Mehmet".

Look, there's the back stabbing Hussain that asked a colleague to wear his blazer inside-out so that he could come from behind and screw him over..

by AndyParrellFX September 8, 2010

Stab-Aerobics

The art of stabbing someone...

Dude 1: Hey man, have you ever seen someone get attacked like that, and like this (swinging a knife all over the place)

Dude 2: Attacked like that? Dude you need to learn some Stab-Aerobics...

by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010

Stabargasm

Over-stimulation caused by excessive monitoring of status bars.

I was playing Kingdoms of Camelot on facebook and a 15 hour upgrade gave me a stabargasm.

by McTurd November 4, 2011