spanish snowmachine

Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.

Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine

by MudDoc October 17, 2017

Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.

Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.

by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018

spanishmya

A very long and thick Hispanic shlong

That SpanishMya is so very bonita

by Tommy shart January 21, 2018

Spanish Whistler

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

by Massive yeeter June 6, 2018

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018

spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018