sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Sofa Cru

A group of 'm8s' who hang around shitty sofas all lunch time due to boredom overload at college. Try to have a laff but that is sumtimes spoilt by certain ppl whu claim that the fun ppl have caused a 'divide' in the so-called-group! Do we care? no...get happy or bugger off!

"Who's on th sofas?"
"Oh Shit its that song AGAIN"
"Aiden and Lorna...u r the most hated ppl EVER" erm yer woteva ;)

by splat May 7, 2004

sofar

A ugly mother fucker who always is getting into people shit and fucking with their brains

Sofar.... That bitch I wanna fuck his face up.

by Sir_lolz_the.sixth April 4, 2017

Sofia

The most emotionally stable person you will ever meet.

Look at Sofia not crying at her mother's funeral.

by xnxbbt October 21, 2018

Sofia

Literally the most sarcastic girl ever, she is funny and pretty and smart but sometimes gets confused about the little things and has retarded crushes *trust me ik from experience* and very stubborn and pushy. Also believes in zodiac sign shit.

Wow Sofia could do so much better than him... But she never listens.

Sofia: wow can't believe I failed that test even tho I didn't study or even try at all wow such a surprise 🤷🤷

by 😍🤦‍♀️🤷 November 23, 2018

Sofia

A Sofia can be an incredibly disagreeable and overall stubborn human being. If you run into one, looking them in the eye is a death wish. Brown abnormally large eyes and stubby nose, along with the gold chain sweaters and the dramatic meltdowns will make you wish you never met her. Pros; she'll lend you some hip clothing, if she doesn't give you a bloody nose first. She's a kissup and can somewhat easily persuade people to turn against you, with the exception that you're an angel, even if you're innocent. (Trust me, I know)

Then again, some Sofias go the other way and are kind and hot. Just not most. :)

Dave: "I just ran into a Sofia the other day, she had a meltdown over me tearing her $1000 dollar sweater."
Bob: "It's summer."
Dave: "I know, she wasn't even wearing a sweater!"
Bob: "Then how'd you rip it?"
Dave: "I didn't, as far as I know."

by firefliesandroses June 8, 2019

Sofia

A girl who likes josh and talks about him all the time
Kiela’s sister
Someone who thinks she’s hot but is really not
Someone annoying and dumb and kinda slutty

1:Omg SOFIA
2: SHE LIKES JOSHHHHHHH
1: WHAAAA I DATED JOSH TOOOO
2: WELL DUUUHH HES DATED EVERYONE

by Bambiiiu April 19, 2019