Sleeping In the Buff

To buff sleep, someone who is a buff sleeper. This is a term that means nothing to those who do not do it, and people who don't do so because they just do not buff sleep enough to know what it means.

That girl is hot so she is sleeping in the buff, but her friend is sooo not a buff sleeper.

by Buffsleeping McBuffsleep December 5, 2007

pimp sleigh

Dodge Magnum Wagon or its Chrysler Pacifica twin. Mostly driven by wannabe nigga whites, although some actual Negroes can afford them if they go to Popeye's less often.

"Johnny came by in his stupid pimp sleigh to try n' bum some vicodin. He's missing another tooth."

by Da Buoy August 5, 2008

sleeping challenge

Simply what you would guess it is. Stay awake for 24 hours.

Bro let's do the sleeping challenge!

by ChevyGirl27 July 27, 2014

skepific

Meaning a specific thing - Polk County Redneck Slang

Can u be more skepific about wut tule u need?

by tsells August 10, 2006

Slaping

Raping someone who is awake while you are asleep.

The man was found not guilty of raping his wife due to a known history of sleep walking. However, he was found guilty of slaping.

by Benchr November 10, 2017

Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018