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Cold Shit Syndrome

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
by etilauqa September 21, 2014
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dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011
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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
by aardvarks September 27, 2007
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Top Gun Shit

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."
John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010
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Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth August 13, 2016
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hit that shit

1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.

2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.

3. to have sex with a girl.
Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.

Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.

Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
by a neighbor July 27, 2004
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starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.
hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.
by gmoonit April 5, 2008
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