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jakey shakes

A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.
Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?

Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
by Bramblebee February 8, 2022
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shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...
A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry
by Dmaxx March 7, 2010
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Shake And Poke

A Sexual Activity Invoving A Female And A Male. The Male Sticks His Finger Up The Females Vagina While The Female Gives The Male A Handjob.
. . . That's Just Gross. I'm NOT Giving An Example, As I Would Have To TYPE That :S. Shake And Poke
by EmoFairy665 December 23, 2009
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Shake and Splash

The act of "shaking" yours or your partners penis till you or your partner climaxes in a paddling pool.
The "shaker" then puts on a pair of speedos and a snorkel and dives into the paddling pool, causing water and ejaculate to splash onto the "shakee".
I gave him an absolute belter of a Shake and Splash.
by Anonguy21735 June 13, 2016
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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015
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shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.
"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"
by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016
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