cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Drone shakes

The fear you get when you're flying an expensive drone for the first few times.

Dude! I've got a bad case of drone shakes flying this, I really hope it doesn't just fly away!

by Forest survival April 13, 2017

Harlem Shake

A type of dance going viral on the Internet. One person starts dancing like an idiot and more people join in.

Let's do the Harlem Shake!

by Derp 65 May 3, 2017

the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

Shake and Splash

The act of "shaking" yours or your partners penis till you or your partner climaxes in a paddling pool.
The "shaker" then puts on a pair of speedos and a snorkel and dives into the paddling pool, causing water and ejaculate to splash onto the "shakee".

I gave him an absolute belter of a Shake and Splash.

by Anonguy21735 June 13, 2016

Shamrock Shaked

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

by Salvatore's Pizza January 25, 2018

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020