Seaside Steamer 

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

Seaside Steamer by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

Senior Day/Night 

A day in which a sporting event takes place and all the senior athletes on that team are starting players. Except for one senior who does nothing wrong and sits all game.

Kid 1 "Do you remember our senior day/night for baseball a few years ago? Kick ass game, so glad we won."
Kid 2 "Oh yeah! I remember that. We all played except for that one kid. Coach must've not gotten the memo about all the seniors playing that day.."

Senior Day/Night by That'sMessedUpBro June 11, 2011

Seaside Circus

When you bring a borderline chick to your filthy motel room and banging her in front of your bros

"Dude, you should of been their we did the seaside circus last night, total win." Dom Mazzetti

Seaside Circus by Dom Squad October 14, 2011

Senior slack 

The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.

Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?

Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...

Senior slack by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013

senior assholitis 

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

senior assholitis by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

senior soup 

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

senior soup by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

senior stew by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016