Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

scrunt

to search for something with more than a hint of desperation

Little Jimmy scrunted through the drawer almost as if his very life depended on finding that manky pair of panties.

by veggiewarrior April 23, 2003

scrunt

Magazine title used in the show "Just Shoot Me"

"If they take "Blush" off the checkout line shelves, it'll end up in the back row between "Backdoor Johnny" and "Scrunt"!" (quote by character Nina Van Horn on episode of "Just Shoot Me")

by MelJewHumperGibson August 7, 2006

The scrunkly

ichika aoi, ichika aoi is the scrunkly

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by MickeyMal January 19, 2022

Scrunt

The crap that builds up under your finger nails

Today I sat and cleaned the scrunt from under my nails

by jomomocomo May 27, 2013

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

scrunt

to have sex with a woman

you cant scrunt us love ive got the painters in but you can whack us up the shitter if you like

by philipjamecook April 1, 2007