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Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
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save ferris

ska band. you know, that kind of weird music with horns and stuff.
save ferris is a great ska band
by ferr June 14, 2005
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What a save!

"what a save!" is a term used by trash rocket league players. they use it when they score the most simple goals. once one passed platinum, they quit using it because they have matured.
*orange scores open net*
Orange player: What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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What a save!
by Firenuts May 3, 2021
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Sahesert

Sahesert is a word used to describe how hot it is. The word is a mix between Sahara and desert.
Curtis: Goddamnit it's hotter than a sahesert out here.
Shane: Do you mean Sahara or desert?
Curtis: Uh, both.
Shane: Sahesert?
Curtis: Uh, yeah.
Shane: Dumbass.
Curtis: Pass the fruit ketchup sissy.
Travis: Where's my sleeping bag douchebags?
by anonymoushoquiamites August 14, 2006
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salesmonkey

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
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salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.
by Fake Steve January 14, 2008
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Sales Fag

Sucks dick for a living. Tries to get people to buy things even when they dont want them.
Adam Davis is a Sales Fag
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