sausage war

when a group of sausage warriors gather together to "fight"

how many sausage warriors are coming to the sausage war

that was a good sausage war last night

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

sausage brick

The moment when you realize that you just lost the game.

Derp saw a rage comic that had sausage brick in it and lost the game when he looked it up.

by Ammorn October 25, 2011

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009

Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

by JB March 10, 2003

sassy sausage

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

by Matilda Fanglehardt February 16, 2005

Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 17, 2010