Wet rug

You couldn’t just call them a whore, you had to make it deeply obvious what kind of whore they were.

That wet rug? She got booted by her pimp for paying the John’s to pick her up

by Stanverba June 13, 2025

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 29, 2023

Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

rug-a-dug

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

Kashmir has one hell of a rug-a-dug beat.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

i call it a rug

rhymes with grug

g: i call it a rug, rhymed with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug

by DiscordReject4 May 24, 2025

Rug Snacker

Someone who enjoys eating hairy vaginas.

Roger: (Rug Snacker): "Dude i snacked another rug lastnight."
Chad: "What do you mean?"

If you arent blind, you know what he means.

by waaaajdj September 10, 2009