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RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight
Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)
by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021
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Amid-Religion

Amid-Religion is a religious practice that can be seen as an in-between Neo Religions and Pre-Establish Religions.

Some ways this can be is:

Multi-Religions
Being a part of a new branch of a pre-established religion.
Being a part of a religion that’s founding is unknown.
Oh! Yeah, I'm a Christian I just refer to my branch as a Amid-Religion.
by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025
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Religion

Did I already do my take on this?
Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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religion

a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so
by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021
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Religion cos play

A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.
Oh that's just religion cos play- stay away from her, she's not a woman of God.
by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 21, 2025
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Bradley Religion

A religion that worships Irish manager Stephen Bradley, it currently contains around twenty members. 19th of November is Bradleymas, Bradley’s birthday. These people consider Bradley to be god
We are part of the Bradley religion
by Pope of Bradley November 20, 2022
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