Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.

Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.

by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005

Ranger

Someone who rides the range in search of rump.

*points at an obviously gay man cruising for some man love.
Hey look at that ranger!!!!

by FiST June 16, 2003

Ranger

The G-Unit truck and official off-roading machine. Unless it has the 24's that dont quit spinnin

Damn those 24's are still spinnin yo! We were in wal mart for an hour

by DaRange March 3, 2003

black power rangers

People that will kick your shit in

They love KFC and waternelon also they love killing black power rangers

by REMY X REMY KANZ BITCHES April 24, 2017

Ranger Redneck

People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!

She won't shut up about the Texas Rangers. She is surely a Ranger Redneck

by Journey Henley April 21, 2011

Ranger shot

A drink made from extremely cheap, yet potent vodka (e.g. Taaka). A shot glass is turned upside-down, and a small amount of vodka is poured onto the bottom of the glass, filling the tiny depression. The person taking the shot then snorts the vodka, once into each nostril.

Wilks: Hey Percy, you should do a Ranger shot!

Percy: This sounds like a terrible idea, but ok.
(Sniff)
Percy: HOOAH!

by jMikey93 October 2, 2012

Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.

fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd

by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010