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turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.
Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 19, 2013
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Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.
She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.
by shieldsy February 10, 2005
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Punchinthefaceable

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.
"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"
by poop in a barrel June 4, 2009
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Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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