ptf

"Part time fuck" used to refer to someone who's not a longer term partner.

a: What happened to mike?
b: oh, he's just a ptf

by bacir January 11, 2008

ptwainus

the area between your penis and anus (pronounced with a hard "t" and silent "p")

He spread his ptwainus like the majestic wings of a pteradactyl.

by Bunton March 16, 2008

PTA

The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).

Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!

by Bamfthony September 26, 2009

ptewy

Sound made when someone sneezes and snot goes everywhere

PTEWY, snot went everywhere

by Dcskater October 27, 2003

ptutes

Prostitutes in Atlantic City.

We gotta cop some ptutes.

I'm in the mood for some ptutes.

by Holla Atcha Boi August 25, 2006

pturbicide

('tərbə,sīd) n. Death by pturbing

He was such a reckless driver that it's almost as if he wanted to commit pturbicide.

by Jack Spilman October 8, 2008

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011