procrastiwanking

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.

"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."

by DNC601 May 28, 2013

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

by Studied-out June 18, 2013

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastistudy

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.

I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.

by TerraNova December 4, 2014