When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
Get the French Pressmug. by Kjt3d February 20, 2023
Get the Press a onmug. sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021
Get the Politicooleky Pressmug. When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
Get the Pressing hammug. When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021
Get the D pressed no workmug. Shortened term for depressed or depression, commonly used by the crackheads or secret squad, used along with a matching gang sign hand symbol thingy.
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019
Get the Pressedmug.