Fairfield Prep is a private highschool in CT. ITs all boys but thats ok. because if you have a life you'll see still see girls and stuff like that. Its a good school, and we have mixers and stuff so you can see girls there.
Timmy goes to Fairfield prep. since he has no life he never sees girls, except his mom.
Jimmy on the other hand has a life and sees girls on a daily basis unlike Michael, I mean Timmy.
Jimmy on the other hand has a life and sees girls on a daily basis unlike Michael, I mean Timmy.
by RoHooligan August 25, 2008
Baltimore Prep
1.Private schools better than most colleges
2.Ruxton
3.Homeland
4.Roland Park
5.Guilford
6.Mount Washington
7.Greenspring Valley
8.Bolton Hill (for the prep living on the edge)
9.Towson and Lutherville, if you cannot afford the above
10.Tennis
11.Squash
12.Roland Park Five (Friends, Gilman, Roland Park, Bryn Mawr, Boys Latin)
13.Baltimore Country Club
14.The Big Three (Roland Park, Guilford, Homeland)
15.Parents who work in medicine, law or finance
16.Marijuana
17.Brown University
18.Brooks Brothers
19.Hating Duke
20.The unbelievably huge houses in Blythewood (that you haven’t heard of)
21.L’Hirondelle Club
22.Jewish Food (bagels, lox, etc.)
23.The Gilman School (very well known outside Baltimore, 24% acceptance rate)
24.Liberal Arts Colleges (Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, Middlebury)
25.The Maryland Club
26.Annapolis
27.Loco Hombre
28.Rita’s Italian Ice
29.Xbox, PS3, COD4
30.Cohen’s Clothier
31.Roland Park Country School (easier than Bryn Mawr, makes housewives)
32.Bryn Mawr School (academically harder than RPCS, makes lawyers, doctors, businesswomen)
33.Uggs Boots
34.Notre Dame Prep
35.Maryvale Prep (safety school to NDP)
36.Eddie’s of Roland Park
37.Legacy status
38.Greene Turtle
39.Too much homework
40.Oldfield’s
41.Working for Classic Catering Company
42.Inherited money or anything inherited in general
43.Getting in trouble at Towson Commons
44.The Terrapins
45.TC Wing Chinese Hand Laundry (they wrap the laundry with brown paper and twine and there is even a 2 year waiting list, which I am currently waiting on)
46.Seersucker (shorts as a teenager, suit as adult)
47.Jos A. Bank
48.Jemicy School (for the dyslexic prep)
49.Natural Ice (Natty Ice for those in the know)
50.Having parents on the board of stuff (schools, libraries, museums)
51.Worthington Valley
52.Boys’ Latin (Gilman’s safety school)
53.Having absolutely no knowledge of Downtown Baltimore
54.North Face
55.Pulling strings to get stuff you aren’t qualified for (college mostly)
56.Golden Retrievers
57.Christian sects with lots of syllables (Presbyterianism, Episcopalianism, Anglicanism, Unitarianism, Congregationalism)
58.Gangsta Rap
59.Topsiders
60.Sundresses
61.Plaid and Madras shorts
62.Making fun of Towson University and Loyola College
63.Senior Week
64.The Fractured Prune
65.University of Pennsylvania
66.Field Hockey
67.FNB!!!
68.Sailing
69.Gym Drills/Day (Bryn Mawr, NDP, Maryvale)
70.Mount Washington Tavern
71.Pearl Necklaces
72.T. Rowe Price and Legg Mason
73.Beruit!
74.Chipotle
75.Bryn Mawr vs. St. Timothy’s
76.Friends School of Baltimore- (hardest classes of the Roland Park Five, all classes AP-level)
77.Crabs
78.BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Volvos in abundance
79.Meadowmill Athletic Club
80.St. Paul’s School (Boys and Girls)
81.Lexus SUVs
82.Blue blazer and khaki pants
83.Towson Mall
84.Petit Louis
85.Maryland Hunt Cup
86.Livestrong Bracelets
87.Hunt Clubs: Elkridge, Greenspring Valley
88.University of Virginia- (lacrosse, popped collars, pastels, what’s not to love?)
89.Garrison Forest School
90.Alonso’s
91.Loyola Blakefield
92.Crocs
93.The Ivy League (mostly Brown and Penn, Gilman kids love Princeton, but none get in, unlike their fathers and grandfathers)
94.Miss Shirley’s (breakfast and brunch)
95.McDonogh
96.Lacrosse
97.Polo Ralph Lauren (as stated above, Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake, Hollister too)
98.Mastering the art of driving drunk and/or high
99.The Preakness, infield with friends, grandstands with family
100.Virgin Fest
1.Private schools better than most colleges
2.Ruxton
3.Homeland
4.Roland Park
5.Guilford
6.Mount Washington
7.Greenspring Valley
8.Bolton Hill (for the prep living on the edge)
9.Towson and Lutherville, if you cannot afford the above
10.Tennis
11.Squash
12.Roland Park Five (Friends, Gilman, Roland Park, Bryn Mawr, Boys Latin)
13.Baltimore Country Club
14.The Big Three (Roland Park, Guilford, Homeland)
15.Parents who work in medicine, law or finance
16.Marijuana
17.Brown University
18.Brooks Brothers
19.Hating Duke
20.The unbelievably huge houses in Blythewood (that you haven’t heard of)
21.L’Hirondelle Club
22.Jewish Food (bagels, lox, etc.)
23.The Gilman School (very well known outside Baltimore, 24% acceptance rate)
24.Liberal Arts Colleges (Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, Middlebury)
25.The Maryland Club
26.Annapolis
27.Loco Hombre
28.Rita’s Italian Ice
29.Xbox, PS3, COD4
30.Cohen’s Clothier
31.Roland Park Country School (easier than Bryn Mawr, makes housewives)
32.Bryn Mawr School (academically harder than RPCS, makes lawyers, doctors, businesswomen)
33.Uggs Boots
34.Notre Dame Prep
35.Maryvale Prep (safety school to NDP)
36.Eddie’s of Roland Park
37.Legacy status
38.Greene Turtle
39.Too much homework
40.Oldfield’s
41.Working for Classic Catering Company
42.Inherited money or anything inherited in general
43.Getting in trouble at Towson Commons
44.The Terrapins
45.TC Wing Chinese Hand Laundry (they wrap the laundry with brown paper and twine and there is even a 2 year waiting list, which I am currently waiting on)
46.Seersucker (shorts as a teenager, suit as adult)
47.Jos A. Bank
48.Jemicy School (for the dyslexic prep)
49.Natural Ice (Natty Ice for those in the know)
50.Having parents on the board of stuff (schools, libraries, museums)
51.Worthington Valley
52.Boys’ Latin (Gilman’s safety school)
53.Having absolutely no knowledge of Downtown Baltimore
54.North Face
55.Pulling strings to get stuff you aren’t qualified for (college mostly)
56.Golden Retrievers
57.Christian sects with lots of syllables (Presbyterianism, Episcopalianism, Anglicanism, Unitarianism, Congregationalism)
58.Gangsta Rap
59.Topsiders
60.Sundresses
61.Plaid and Madras shorts
62.Making fun of Towson University and Loyola College
63.Senior Week
64.The Fractured Prune
65.University of Pennsylvania
66.Field Hockey
67.FNB!!!
68.Sailing
69.Gym Drills/Day (Bryn Mawr, NDP, Maryvale)
70.Mount Washington Tavern
71.Pearl Necklaces
72.T. Rowe Price and Legg Mason
73.Beruit!
74.Chipotle
75.Bryn Mawr vs. St. Timothy’s
76.Friends School of Baltimore- (hardest classes of the Roland Park Five, all classes AP-level)
77.Crabs
78.BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Volvos in abundance
79.Meadowmill Athletic Club
80.St. Paul’s School (Boys and Girls)
81.Lexus SUVs
82.Blue blazer and khaki pants
83.Towson Mall
84.Petit Louis
85.Maryland Hunt Cup
86.Livestrong Bracelets
87.Hunt Clubs: Elkridge, Greenspring Valley
88.University of Virginia- (lacrosse, popped collars, pastels, what’s not to love?)
89.Garrison Forest School
90.Alonso’s
91.Loyola Blakefield
92.Crocs
93.The Ivy League (mostly Brown and Penn, Gilman kids love Princeton, but none get in, unlike their fathers and grandfathers)
94.Miss Shirley’s (breakfast and brunch)
95.McDonogh
96.Lacrosse
97.Polo Ralph Lauren (as stated above, Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake, Hollister too)
98.Mastering the art of driving drunk and/or high
99.The Preakness, infield with friends, grandstands with family
100.Virgin Fest
by FSB'10 December 27, 2008
Mike(goes to Iona): We have a soccer game against Fordham on Friday
John: we shouldn’t even go, I know we’re gonna get clapped. Iona Prep sucks at everything
John: we shouldn’t even go, I know we’re gonna get clapped. Iona Prep sucks at everything
by Fordham22 October 04, 2019
One of the best, most prestigious schools in the D.C area. Amazing facilities and great academics. Kids who dont get into prep go to Landon, Bullis, St. Johns, and Gonzaga. The talk trash, but everyone including themselves know that they are just jealous. Jealous of our campus, facilities, alumni, athletics, they are jealous of it all and try to make themselves feel better by trashing us and calling us rich snobs. Kids from Gonzaga think its cool to deface our property and grafitti our entrance, but that is just their jealously acting out.
by gprep09 January 07, 2010
Really smart kids who typically end up wasting their smartness by smoking too much pot. Their parents are super rich so they end up going to really good expensive colleges. Girls are usually pretty and like clubbing, guys are usually rich and pay for the girls to go clubbing. York prep kids are cool kids to have around.
by Yeahheyhello October 04, 2015
A bunch of fags who think theyre cool. Probably the largest gatheing of homosexual men in Maryland. These queers get all their money from their parents and try to coast through life. Kids enter this unholy manifestation of prepiness and emerage four years later as a snobby unwanted burden of society. These are the people that you just want to beat down cause they talk so loud and cant back up shit. These fags cant play sports, espcially lax, and usually end up losing to schools like bullis or landon. They are so unliked that they even got thrown out of the IAC this year. They say that all the girls sweat them but really theyre just looking for cock. Every person who goes to this school should do everybody else a favor and end their own pathetic pitiful life.
Prep guy: hey girls whats up
girls: trying to pick up some guys. there are some serious hotties at this party
Prep guy: Yea me too, i love the cock
girls: trying to pick up some guys. there are some serious hotties at this party
Prep guy: Yea me too, i love the cock
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