emo poser

I've notice that there are a TON of kids walking around dressing "emo". In my school alone there are dozens of people going around saying that they're "totally emo" and that they hate when people try to steal their style. This just pissed me off and so I want to tell all those little fakes why they aren't really emo. If you fit into any of these categories sorry, you're just a poser.

1. You are not "emo" if you listen to faggy little bands like Fall Out Boy or people like Avril Lavigne.
2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are
3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional)
4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic.

5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl.

6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it.

7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues.
8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers.
9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen.
10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X.
Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX

by Igetstabby August 1, 2009

Hoser Poser

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser

You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!

by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

Photo Poser

When you are a natural at posing for pictures.

You are great Photo Poser on Instagram.

by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019

Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)

Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!

by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022

Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.

1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019