Pokemon

A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.

Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.

by tommy gray April 12, 2006

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 21, 2014

pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

by mikebaran February 3, 2005

pokemonland

joost home place
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some dude-where do you live
joost-pokemon land

by frenchise December 22, 2004

Emo poem

Random words put together to make a person seem depressed who has everything in the world.

John: Hey dude whatcha writing?
Bill: I am writing an emo poem.
John: So random words that are depressing?
Bill: Suree...im gunna go cut myself now.

by BillieBobb November 22, 2010

Pokemon Brown

An RPG game, developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. in 2002. It is arguably the best game from the 'Pokemon' series to be released on game-boy and game-boy colour.

It was later re-released on the Nintendo DS in 2009, under the name of 'Pokemon Poo-Brown' and was a hit amongst all the youngsters.

Jeffrey: "Man! Did you ever play Pokemon Brown when you were a kid?? It was the sickest!"

Luke: "Yeah man, i used to play it all the time! I heard they're releasing it on DS, its gonna be called Pokemon Poo-Brown! I cant wait till it comes out.."

by Catatafish22 July 14, 2011

pore

What one says when someone botty burps or leaves a nasty floater in the toilet before you go in.

"Pore, what a stench"
"Pore you could have flushed the chain you dirty bast*rd"

by Mason the anonomous one July 8, 2003