bologna pony 

a penus

she wants to ride the bologna pony

bologna pony by kainmarko September 9, 2003

Shetland Pony 

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

Shetland Pony by Davollin December 17, 2008

Stink Pony 

poop

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.

Stink Pony by Emily Powers August 4, 2008

Lonely Pony 

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

Lonely Pony by watercrafter December 7, 2011

french pony tail 

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

french pony tail by French lover October 30, 2013

drunk pony 

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

drunk pony by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

anal pony 

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

anal pony by Kackiw March 29, 2016