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Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.
“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”
by The WBH November 30, 2011
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Pony days

The day when your hair is finally long enough to put it up in a pony tail.
bum 1: dang man your hair is getting long as crap!

bum 2: ya, i've been growing it pretty hard. i think it's almost pony days!
by tyamo April 5, 2011
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pony rage

When you are riding a pony or horse and you cut other riders off, go too quickly, turn to sharply and ride like you are totally mad.
Me and my pony gallop round like me have pony rage.
by isufferfromponyrage August 22, 2011
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Pony Cuevas

A Runescape player that no one believed in, but he has come to a high woodcutting level.
by Pony123 March 2, 2008
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Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.
That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.
by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010
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Pony Brush

The P.

If he asks for you to give him a Pony Brush, he wants the P.
I want you to give me your pony brush for my birthday
by Randy1234321 April 30, 2013
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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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