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Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
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ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
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Ping Popper

The correct terminology for when you create a stroke from the sheer amount of ping (Opposite of FPS) you get, usually 1,140 - 9,550 ping would start a Ping Popper.
Random Guy: "Hey Tom, did you hear the rumour about how Steven got a Ping Popper last week?"
Other Random Guy: "I've heard that rumour, but I believe Ping Poppers are rare, so he probably didn't get one."
by Another Unused Spoon March 22, 2021
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Pinged

Pinged is best person to ever exist over the entire universe simple as that.
The world is so amazing due to the help of Pinged 😍😍😍
by NotPinged April 8, 2021
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Ping

ping is a word used by weirdos which means “no”, or you’re doing the most. (originated in Olney MD, Sherwood) Usually used before or after a phrase
“he still kept perusing her after she said no? ping, dawg”
by Nïggër April 9, 2021
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Wong-ping

A deep, round pan used for cooking exquisite meals like homemade ramen, fried rice, and many more mouth watering dishes.
Me: I used a wong-ping for the first time and it was awesome!

You: You mean a wok pan?

Me: Kimloff dude, It’s called a wong-ping you Tiddy knuckle

You: What the fuck does “Kimloff” and “Tiddy knuckle” mean?

Me: look it up
by Mastershidder April 13, 2021
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cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.
Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky
by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021
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