The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
Get the Buxton's Phone mug.by Star Blaster May 24, 2016
Get the phone hoe mug.1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.
2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.
Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009
Get the phone hobo mug.(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
Get the Phone Drunk mug.A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
Get the Phone guyussy mug.by JAV45 June 30, 2023
Get the phone surfing mug.oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
by Who was phone February 26, 2022
Get the Who was phone? mug.