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Blooming Onion 

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
Blooming Onion by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010

dirty onion ring 

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
dirty onion ring by Scott January 9, 2004
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Creamy Onion

When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.
Chris: What Happened to you?

Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.
Creamy Onion by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006

cum onion 

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid
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omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!
cum onion by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

bigass onion ring 

the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch
damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed