dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004

The Onion

America's "Finest" News Source

Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
By The Onion

by acbedjfihkjmlonqpsrutwvyxz July 28, 2018

Creamy Onion

When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.

Chris: What Happened to you?

Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.

by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006

cum onion

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid

happy valentines
omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

bigass onion ring

the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch

damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed

by enzo----________-----___------ March 15, 2019

Walla Walla Sweet Onion

A sex act involving a bucket of orange juice and a sweet onion. The male drinks the bucket of orange juice while the girl gives him a strip tease to turn him on. Then they do it in any position and right before the male cums, he cums on the sweet onion and the female eats it.

“Hey i bought some orange juice so we can try the Walla Walla Sweet onion”

by Sexactguy January 23, 2018

Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020