Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.
by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016
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Top Ginger

Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.
"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."
by D? C.I.? August 11, 2008
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top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)
the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk
by lilGOTH of chicago January 22, 2009
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bloody tops

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!
by Chellos September 06, 2007
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Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.
Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.
by 1516forya February 27, 2018
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Muff Top

-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.

-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.

(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
by Slick Toxin January 14, 2012
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girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.
I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.
by sex addict101 March 06, 2008
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