Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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by Tallguy84 February 05, 2016
As I took the first bite of that succulent quarter pounder (with bacon), I felt the presence of Astro world; while, Travis Scott was fervently tickling my plump toes. And as Cactus Jack sensually touched my balls, I felt at peace with the world. No longer was that kid with special needs violently molesting me (during the summer and only the summer). And then as I close my eyes for the last time and breathe my last breath, Travis Scott took me to my final resting place, where I will be with him forevermore.
"bro Im gonna go to McDonalds you want something from there?"
"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*
"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*
by Thunder_Thighs_69 September 26, 2020
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by Iyahxsisive November 05, 2020
Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.
by #s r = 2 letters May 15, 2018