bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 30, 2017

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.

As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.

by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010

bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb January 07, 2016

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince July 18, 2008

Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

bum-upper

Slang word for male homosexual

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

by Dexterity August 10, 2006

Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.

Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!

by Drum on Bum November 20, 2016