by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016
Get the Hog on a platemug. When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
Get the Plate Jobmug. Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
by Cult mike December 25, 2016
Get the Platelymug. A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.
by DrTechNic February 22, 2024
Get the Charger Platemug. by Jebus Giest October 6, 2008
Get the Plateemug. Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.
"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
by GalacticDong October 8, 2018
Get the Platedmug. When a person wants to start a new life under a new identity OR A plate a person gets put in their head after an accident.
by Most Interesting Man Alive October 19, 2011
Get the Blank Platemug.