Skip to main content

Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.
I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!
by backotruck January 6, 2012
mugGet the Dirty 'ol twatmug.

Big ole lips

Dang bro you got them big ole lips
by Krodz2009 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Big ole lipsmug.

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021
mugGet the The Ol’ Luke Horsenailmug.

Ol' man McGee

A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)

"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)

"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016
mugGet the Ol' man McGeemug.

The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
mugGet the The ol' Minty Stewartmug.

OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
mugGet the OL touchy touchmug.

Tig Ol Bitties

by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019
mugGet the Tig Ol Bittiesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email