An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
by thumpr033 April 08, 2011
The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 17, 2019
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
by agreenssfan February 15, 2017
used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
by monsto January 16, 2003
by mr. buggaloo October 04, 2004