Mustang

car used to show off and crash into crowds
often driven by men with small dicks

wow did you see that mustang crash into that small family of 4

by mustangowner89 May 26, 2018

Scarlet mustache

the bloody streak left on your upper left onyour upper lip after eating out your chick while she is on the rag!

Damn i know my chick was on the rag until i looked inthe mirror and saw the scarlet mustache she left me!

by cleist October 20, 2008

awkward mustache

when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)

it just looks awkward

Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*

Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*

by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011

Herpie Mustache

When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache

"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"

"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"

by Flyassmuthafucker52 May 25, 2011

Mustang

"Then there's the F-body's original rival, the Mustang. Styled in a less rakish, more upright fashion, Mustangs are sporty four-passenger cars with similar performance at price points consistently below comparable Camaros and Firebirds. Though, less aggressive and not as quick, the Mustang offers more refinement in an easier-to-live-with package than the GM entries."

mustangs suck f- bodys rule

by rtrtrtr August 5, 2005

Mustang

Kurt Cobain's Guitar. Loved it and hated it.

Fender Mustang is my favorite...They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small. They also don't stay in tune, and when you want to raise the string action on the fretboard, you have to loosen all the strings and completely remove the bridge. You have to turn these little screws with your fingers and hope that you've estimated it right. If you screw up, you have to repeat the whole process over and over until you get it right. Whoever invented that guitar was a dork.

by Vanilla Coke Kid January 22, 2004

Ford Mustang

Faster then a speeding ticket ofcourse.

SMOKKED NOOB yesss best car ever

by StangDriver January 31, 2005