Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

cornrow morning

Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.

This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.

" looks like you are going to have a cornrow morning"

by cornrowmorning February 19, 2012

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.

See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....

by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018