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arabian monocle

Similar to the Arabian Goggles and performed in the same manner covering one eye only.
Buffalo Gord only has one nut so he had to settle for an Arabian Monocle
by jonitals April 23, 2008
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Japanese Rain Monocle

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.
I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.
by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013
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monocle

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."

2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
by Qudamah September 29, 2005
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monophonix

incoherent jibberish muttered to oneself while walking down a street
"look at that homeless man, his monophonix is scaring the newly wed outside of that church"
by billy polygram October 11, 2003
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Monosation

1. To have a conversation with someone who is not listening.
2. To have a conversation with someone who will not let you get a word in edgeways.
1. And then it hit me - I was having a monosation.
2. Oh god, here comes Luke. I don't want to get into another monosation with him again.
by LisaFinn September 11, 2005
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monoblog

A forum thread, LiveJournal, Xanga, or any other blog in which only one person has said anything. This person is the owner/creator of the LJ, Xanga, or thread.

From: monologue
Only five hits in the three years I've had my LiveJournal and not one comment! Looks like I'll just have to have a monoblog.
by SaraG January 17, 2006
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monochromous

the state of being dressed in only black and white, can be applied when grey is thrown into the mix.
takes the same form within language as 'monogamous', e.g monochromously, monochromase.
"looking pretty monochromous today, edwina."
"yeah, just picked up this white jumper and thought hey, why not team it with black and have a monochromous day?"
"it works."
"thanks."
by pixie debauchee November 13, 2007
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