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money'nt 

The sheer lack of money

Used when you have so little money that ur basically in debt
money'nt by Destyyeet August 23, 2022

money map 

a category of maps used in warcraft III and starcraft. very lame and just focuses on giving the player easy access to resources, taking alot of strategy out of the game.
"OMFG GOGO FASTEST EVARZZZ"
"No, money maps are for newbs"
money map by cobllin December 15, 2003

money vacuum 

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person
wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
money vacuum by awesome luke June 20, 2008

Money Puker 

As in the ATM Machine.
Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.
Money Puker by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009

Money Cone 

A cone made from plain A4 to hold loose change
Boy1: is putting loose coins in a homemade cone
Girl:MONEY CONE!
Money Cone by brizvvvv June 24, 2010

Money Shorts 

A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.
Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.
Money Shorts by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013